When Darius and Adele were together, they would say "We never fight. We just disagree vigorously." Well they disagreed very vigorously in the limo on the way to
the wedding.
Although none of the passengers of the limo can pinpoint the exact moment that the fight - I mean the vigorous disagreement - began, they all agree that the shouting began after Darius called Adele pretentious.
Adele: Pretentious? YOU'RE calling ME pretentious? You are the most pretentious person that I have ever met!
Darius: You ARE pretentious! Take this limo, for example. Why couldn't you just take a car? You're not even part of the wedding party! You're just a guest! This was just a bad idea.
Adele: If you feel that way, then why are you even here?
Darius: Because I paid for this limo!
Adele: You did not!
Darius: Adele, who found this limo company? Who signed the contract? Who paid the security deposit? Not you!
Adele: But that was before we broke up, and I paid the rest! But isn't it just like you to keep a running tally of who did what.
Darius: I HAVE to when dealing with you because you like to take credit for everything.
Adele: Well, you can have full credit for ruining this trip!
Darius: Oh, please. I'm sure that once we arrive at the wedding and your friends see you getting out of the limo, you'll forget all about this unpleasantness. That's all you really care about, is impressing others.
Adele: I used to care about you.
Darius: Unfortunately, you cared more about outward appearances than you did about what was really going on between us.
Adele: No, do NOT try to blame me for what happened between us! You are just so full of yourself, and that's your problem!
Darius: You know what, just stop. Let's just stop, because this could get really ugly.
Adele: Fine. I won't speak to you. Do not speak to me. And stay away from me at the wedding.
Darius: Works for me.
Afterwards, there was the most awkward silence inside the limo. Even small talk was kept to a minimum. The couples were relieved to finally arrive at the church and to escape the confines of the limousine.
